Jesus, who’s hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family. A Christmas special so wrong it must be from comedians Porta dos Fundos.

In this biblical “Hangover” spoof, the apostles awaken to find Jesus is missing and must piece together events of the previous night’s wild Last Supper.

At 45 years old, architect Ulisses—feeling lost in his career and unconvinced of his talents—visits a “vocational coach” who promises to find his true vocation. After drinking a suspicious tea…